Tech Support Funnies
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one… =============== Customer: Hi, this is Celine.. I can’t get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button? Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck. Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note. Customer: No, wait a minute. I […]
Blonde and the Mail
January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels…… Helllloooo!!!……. bottles won’t fit in printer!!! March Got really excited….. finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months…… box said “2-4 years!” April Trapped on escalator for hours…. power went out!!! May Tried to make […]
We Are in Trouble
The population of this country is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school.. Which leaves 55 million to do the work.. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 20 million to do the work. 2.8 million are […]