Is een Computer Mannelijk of Vrouwelijk?
Het geslacht wordt bepaald door de gebruiker(ster) = politiek ontwijkend antwoord ! Een lerares Spaans legde aan haar klas uit dat in het Spaans, in tegenstelling tot het Engels, zelfstandige naamwoorden vrouwelijk of mannelijk zijn. Huis is bijvoorbeeld vrouwelijk: la casa. Potlood is dan weer mannelijk: el lapiz. Een leerling vroeg: Welk geslacht heeft dan […]
Password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect […]
Screen Cleaner
I know you don’t clean your computer screen very often and it is hard to do the inside, so here is my present to you. (just click on the link below) http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf
I Fixed My Computer
After going through a virus attack, losing a hard drive, fighting off hackers, upgrading all my software, installing fire-walls, being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider, and a host of other problems… I HAVE FIXED MY COMPUTER! And NOW it works exactly the way I want it to! ll ll ll ll ll […]
Cleaning Poem
I asked the Lord to tell me Why my house is such a mess. He asked if I’d been ‘computering’, And I had to answer ‘yes.’ He told me to get off my fanny And tidy up the house. And so I started cleaning up… The smudges off my mouse. I wiped and shined the […]
Window Cleaners
Here is some helpers to clean your windows…. maybe even in the house not only the computer….
Abbott & Costello buying a computer
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO : Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT : Mac? COSTELLO : No, the name’s Lou . ABBOTT : Your computer? COSTELLO : I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT : […]
