Blonde Buys Windows
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them. Hellloooo,……….. just because I’m blonde doesn’t […]
2008 Contractor Awards
Ladies & Gentlemen, Good evening and welcome to the 2008 Contractor Awards. Nominees are: 1) 2) 3) 4) 5) 6) 7) 8 ) 9) 10) 11) 12) and…… THE WINNER IS………
Stimulus Plan
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures […]
