Hospital Inquiry
A sweet grandmother telephoned Whittier Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator said “I’ll be glad to help, Dear. What’s the name and room number?” The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, “Norma Findlay, Room 302.” The Operator replied, […]
Second Opinion
The doctor said, ‘Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one heck of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to […]
Life’s Longevity
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?” ” I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke […]
Elderly Couple
Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love. About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, ‘Honey, you know I […]
I love this Doctor!
Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… Don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car […]
Doctors
The doctor felt the man’s purse and said there was no hope. Nobody wants to be married to a doctor who works weekends and makes house calls at 2 a.m. But every patient would like to find one. It’s a good idea to “shop around” before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition […]
Lets Honor ‘THE MAN’!
Things like “Octo Mom” and “American Idol” and all this garbage that passes for celebrity news is obviously more important. In this instance, Paul Newman was a very kind and generous man but he was an exception. Subject: Ed Freeman You’re an 18 or 19 year old kid. You’re critically wounded, and dying in the […]
Putting your Affairs in Order.
The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, ‘I’ve got some bad news. You have cancer, and you’d best put your affairs in order.’ The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. ‘Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and […]
Medicare Coverage in a Nutshell
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, “Hello.” “Mrs. Sanders, please.” “Speaking.” “Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr.. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your […]
