Blood Clots/Stroke
Stroke can happen at any age. Blood Clots/Stroke – They Now Have a Fourth Indicator, the Tongue STROKE: Remember the 1st Three Letters…. S.T.R. STROKE IDENTIFICATION It only takes a minute to read this… A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects […]
Esthetische Verrichting
Een vrouw wil zich laten opereren, want ze vindt dat haar Vaginale lippen te groot zijn. Ze vraagt aan de dokter om de verrichting, geheim te houden: “Ik wil niet dat het iemand weet.” “Mevrouw, wij zijn gebonden aan beroepsgeheim.” Na de operatie, ziet de vrouw, 3 rozen naast het bed op het nachtkastje staan. […]
In American Courts
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are (purportedly) things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?” ATTORNEY: And why did […]
English Lesson
On my 60th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife…. The certificate paid for a visit to a witch doctor living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to the witch doctor, and wondered […]
Shopping at Wal-Mart
In line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, ‘My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I’d better see a doctor.’ ‘Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money,’ Mike replies. ‘There’s a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you […]
Hearing Test
A man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the […]
It’s Hell Getting Old
OLD people have problems that you haven’t even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.’ The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared […]
