Cardiologist’s Funeral
A very prestigious cardiologist died and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life… A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled […]
AMA Response to Healthcare
Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on the new medical healthcare package…. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenteritis had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians felt they […]
EVER WONDER?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’? Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, […]