Please, Have a Coffee on Me..
Just cause it’s so hard for me to take you out for a coffee… have one on me…. Enjoy 1. CLICK ON THE LINK (BELOW) 2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE 3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK 4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY 5. CLICK ON OPEN ENJOY! to start click: http://www.cartoline.it/pics/_zoom_flash.htm?immagine=scherzi_150404_01.swf
Smart Blonde
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said: “Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean, it […]
Don’t Drink and Drive!
Your Honor: I plead not guilty. I did not see a light; and besides, there is no light on that corner. I checked the next morning…….. Now here’s a hard core drinker and one tough Dodge truck. The driver hit the left turn light and sheared off the light post at the base, and then […]
Repeat After Me…
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING […]
Reason to Drink
If you were around in 1919 (just before prohibition started) and came upon the following poster….. ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll V I mean, seriously, would you really quit drinking? This is enough to make me START again !!!
Wine vs. Water
To everybody who enjoys a glass of wine… And those who don’t. As someone ones said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of […]
Grandpa’s Drink
There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table. Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet into Grandpa’s drink, and after a while, Grandpa excused himself because he had to go to the bathroom. When he returned, however, his trousers are wet all over. ‘What happened, Grandpa?’ he is asked by his concerned children. […]
How would you like this?
YOU GOTTA LOVE THIS ONE. THIS IS A CEILING MURAL IN A SMOKER’S LOUNGE. BATHROOM PAINTED FLOOR!!! IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY ……. And had a few drinks!!! AND ON THE 10TH FLOOR OF A HIGH RISE…….. AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM… You open the door… NOW, REMEMBER THE FLOOR IS […]
