Thought of the Day
Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift… The hangover comes the day after. Joyce Brothers
How the World Works Lately
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, He blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your family blames the Tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, He blames the bartender. If your grandchildren […]
God Loves Drunk People Too
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. “Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3:00 in the morning!” He slams the […]
A Wee Bit of Irish Humor
Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O’Leary’s apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael O’Conner looks around and asks, “Oh, me boys, someone has to tell Paddy’s wife. […]
Thought of the Day
“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” Ernest Hemingway
In the Hospital
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his […]
This is Hysterical!!
We hope you’ll enjoy this as much as we did!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYVRPKFKWJs
Take Me to the Jail
A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-85 about 2 miles east of the Georgia/ Alabama state line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Columbus to do a show that night […]
