A Woman’s Yearly Exam
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics. “How much do you weigh?” she asked. “135,” I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 160. The nurse asked, “Your height?” “5 foot 4,” I said. The nurse checked and saw that […]
Prostate Exam
A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, ‘I’m going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are […]
Children’s Science Exam Answers
Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down […]
