Thought of the Day
“The wide world is all about you; you can fence yourselves in, but you cannot forever fence it out.” J.R.R. Tolkien
Beautiful Story
YOU MUST READ AND SEND IT TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY WOW!!! A true story — read it to the end. Girl with an Apple August 1942. Piotrkow, Poland. The sky was gloomy that morning as waited anxiously. All the men, women and children of Piotrkow’s Jewish ghetto had been herded into a square. Word had […]
Stimulus Plan
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures […]
Farmer and the Boy
A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups And set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the eyes of […]
Old Timers Sex
The husband leans over and asks his wife, ‘Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.’ ‘Yes’, she says, ‘I remember it well.’ ‘OK,’ he says, ‘How about taking a […]
