Breaking News
The government will start deporting all of the weird old people this year. I started crying when I thought of you. Run, MY FRIEND, RUN! Well….what can I say….someone sent it to me, and I’m not going alone!
Thought of the Day
“He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.”
This is Very True..
Around the corner I have a friend, In this great city that has no end, Yet the days go by and weeks rush on, And before I know it, a year is gone. And I never see my old friends face, For life is a swift and terrible race, He knows I like him just […]
Mommy and her Little Girl
A mother is driving her little girl to her friend’s house for a play date. ‘Mommy,’ the little girl asks, ‘how old are you?’ ‘Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,’ the mother replied. ‘It’s not polite.’ ‘OK’, the little girl says, ‘How much do you weigh?’ ‘Now really,’ the mother […]
Coca-Cola in Israel
A disappointed salesman of Coca-Cola returned from his assignment to Israel. A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Israelis?” The salesman explained, “When I got posted, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch. But I had a problem. I didn’t know how to speak Hebrew. So I planned […]
Thought of the Day
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
Happy Buddy Day
Hi Buddy!! HAPPY BUDDIES DAY!!! Forward to all your friends. Happiness keeps You Sweet, The IRS keeps you broke. Trials keep You Strong, Sorrows keep You Human, Failures keep You Humble, Success keeps You Glowing, But Only Buddies keep You Going! Every day is ‘online buddy day’.. Send this to your online friends..
Thought of the Day
Don’t miss an opportunity to hug a friend.
Thought of the Day
Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
I Fixed My Computer
After going through a virus attack, losing a hard drive, fighting off hackers, upgrading all my software, installing fire-walls, being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider, and a host of other problems… I HAVE FIXED MY COMPUTER! And NOW it works exactly the way I want it to! ll ll ll ll ll […]
