10 Commandments
HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS God went to the Arabs and said, ‘I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.’ The Arabs asked, ‘What are Commandments?’ And the Lord said, ‘They are rules for living.’ ‘Can you give us an example?’ ‘Thou shall not kill.’ ‘Not kill? We’re not interested.’ So […]
Balance
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired, “Where have you been?” God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made.” Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said. “What is it?” “It’s a planet,” replied God, “and I’ve […]
Have a Little Laugh…
1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It’s called… ‘Ministers Do More Than Lay People’ 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. 4. My mind works like […]
An Other Prayer for Cancer Cure
A small request.. Just one line Dear God, I pray for the cure of cancer. Amen All you are asked to do is keep this circulating. Even if it’s only to one more person. In memory of anyone you know who has been struck down by cancer or is still living with it. A Candle […]
A Little Humor
Man: If I lost all of my money would you still love me? Woman: Yes, I would still love you. I would miss you, but I would still love you. ************************************************************* An older married woman got hauled into court for stealing a can of peaches. The judge asked, “Why?” She said, “I was hungry.” Judge […]
How Adam Got Eve
Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day. Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, ‘What’s wrong with you?’ Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a […]
Kids Always Say Something Memorable
As I was nursing my baby, my cousin’s six-year-old daughter, Krissy, came into the room. Never having seen anyone breast feed before, she was intrigued and full of all kinds of questions about what I was doing. After mulling over my answers, she remarked, ‘My mom has some of those, but I don’t think she […]
A Child’s View of Thunderstorms
A little girl walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek to school. As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with lightning. The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked […]
Sick of Angel Emails?
OK, BE HONEST… how many of you REALLY ENJOY getting little angel love notes from every person in your address book? You know the ones with ‘I love you so… here’s an angel’… and some mushy poem crap…. And like the cute wasn’t bad enough, they then THREATEN you with bad luck if you don’t […]
Dat komt ervan!
Een vrouw van 46 krijgt een hartaanval en ligt in het ziekenhuis. Terwijl ze op de operatietafel ligt, dicht bij de dood, krijgt ze een visioen. Ze ziet God en vraagt: ‘Is mijn uur gekomen?’ God antwoordt: ‘Nee, je hebt nog 43 jaar, 2 maanden en 8 dagen tegoed’. Bij het ontwaken uit de verdoving, […]
