A New Version of Adam & Eve
EVE’S SIDE OF THE STORY After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. ‘So, how is everything going?’ inquired God. ‘It is all so beautiful, God,’ she replied. ‘The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem! It’s these breasts […]
People are MEAN!!
Farrah Fawcett died… She was such a nice person that when God met her at the Pearly Gates, he asked her what he could do? Farrah said that she wanted to make the World a safer place for children. So God killed Michael Jackson…
Reverend Fun
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Little John the Baptist Matt. 18:4-5 “Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And who ever welcomes a little child like this in my name welcomes me. ” Johnny’s Mother looked out the window and noticed Him “playing church” with their cat. He had the cat […]
Albino Peacock
Such absolute beauty only God could create!! May your troubles be less, Your blessings be more, And nothing but happiness Come through your door.
God’s Pharmacy
It’s been said that God first separated the salt water from the fresh, made dry land, planted a garden, made animals and fish… All before making a human. He made and provided what we’d need before we were born. These are best & more powerful when eaten raw. We’re such slow learners… God left us […]
Thought of the Day
Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don’t worry; God never blinks.
Thought for the Day
It’s OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
Pennies from God
You always hear the usual stories of pennies on the sidewalk being good luck, gifts from angels, etc. This is the first time I’ve ever heard this twist on the story. Gives you something to think about. Several years ago, a friend of mine and her husband were invited to spend the weekend at the […]
Thought for the Day
If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.
What Happens in Heaven
I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, ‘This is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to God said in prayer are received. ‘ I looked around […]
