Girls – They Teach it at Stanford
In a class given at Stanford, the last lecture was on the mind-body connection – – the relationship between stress and disease. The speaker (head of psychiatry at Stanford) said, among other things, that one of the best things that a man could do for his health is to be married to a woman, whereas […]
Bob Hope in Heaven
For those of you too young to remember Bob Hope, ask your Grandparents. And thanks for the memories. I HOPE THIS WILL PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR HEART. Tribute to a man who DID make a difference. ON TURNING 70 ‘You still chase women, but only downhill’. ON TURNING 80 ‘That’s […]
Tiger Wood Song
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Clean Can Be Funny
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. ‘Tie me up,’ she purred, ‘and you can do anything you want.’ So he tied her up and went golfing. ********************************************* A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She […]
The Frog & Golf
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, ‘Ribbit 9 Iron.’ The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. Again, he […]
The Nun and the Priest
A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said: “Shit, I missed.” The good Sister told him to watch his language. On his next swing, he […]
Geest
Een getrouwd stel is aan het golf spelen op de meest luxueuze golfcourt van het land, midden in een super exclusieve villawijk. Bij het derde hole gekomen zegt de man tegen zijn vrouw: ‘Hier moet je goed oppassen waar je slaat, want we staan dicht bij de huizen en een kapotte ruit zal hier wel […]
The World’s Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl said, ‘NO!’ And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and Jack Daniels and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. THE […]
