Wal-Mart vs. Others
Wal-Mart vs. The Morons; COMPARE!!! 1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day. 2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute! 3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick’s Day (March 17th) than Target sells all year. 4. Wal-Mart is bigger in sales ($415B) than Home Depot + […]
Thought of the Day
Only government that is afraid of it’s citizens tries to control them.
How Much do You Know About Belgium?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ceg6NQKHd70
What Will I be When I Grow Up?
If you don’t pass this along, a dog will come out and pee on your computer! don’t worry you don’t have to pass it on
Immigrant Style
Sex With an Illegal Immigrant… An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. “Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?” he asks. “$100,” she replies. In broken English, he says, “Do you do immigrant style?” “No” she says. “I pay you $200 to do immigrant style.” “No,” she says, not knowing what immigrant style […]
Maxine Said it Again…
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch & lovingly filled it with delicious seeds. What a beauty of a bird feeder it was. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests […]
To Pee or Not to Pee
Like most folks in this country, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes & the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test (with which I have no problem with). What […]
How Many Zeros in a Billion?
This is too true to be funny. The next time you hear a politician use the word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about whether you want the ‘politicians’ spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some […]
Don’t You Love the Power of Being a Senior?
Here’s a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent inter-action between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a Metro station in DC. There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets, on the evils of America. I politely declined to take one. The elderly woman was behind me getting off […]
