Thought of the Day
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.” Winston Churchill
Thought of the Day
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.
Thought of the Day
If you’re going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill
The Gates of Hell in Guatemala
The Gates of Hell Just Opened In Guatemala “This can’t be real” was my first thought. Then I checked the source: The Guatemalan government. This sinkhole appeared yesterday, May 30, in a street intersection located in Zone 2 of Ciudad de Guatemala. A sinkhole is a natural depression caused by the removal of underground soil […]
Phone Calls
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs […]
Hell Explained by Chemistry Student…
…or not – but still wonderful… The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus […]
The Water Bowl
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to […]
OJ Simpson condensed
He dies and goes to Hell. The Devil says that OJ can replace one person in Hell who, on balance, has not been as bad as OJ. Person A is Ted Kennedy forever diving into water to try to relieve Mary Jo Kopechne, but fails. OJ says he doesn’t like water. Person B is Al […]
