More Blonde Jokes
Two Blondes with a hammer… Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, […]
10 Amazing Houses Made of Dirt and Straw
1. The Three Little Pigs have nothing on these digs. Ancient technique and modern groove set these structures apart from the little hillside boxes filling our neighborhoods. There are no cookie-cutter house plans here. Just clean, green, natural buildings smoothed from dirt, straw, clay, and loads of ingenuity. No Big Bad Wolf will blow these […]
Curtain Rods
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music and feasted on a […]
Cleaning Poem
I asked the Lord to tell me Why my house is such a mess. He asked if I’d been ‘computering’, And I had to answer ‘yes.’ He told me to get off my fanny And tidy up the house. And so I started cleaning up… The smudges off my mouse. I wiped and shined the […]
A tired-looking Dog
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, […]
How to Clean the House
1. Open a new file in your PC . 2. Name it ‘Housework.’ 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN. 4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN. 5. Your PC will ask you, ‘Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?’ 6. Calmly answer, ‘Yes,’ and press mouse button firmly…… 7. Feel better? Works for me!
Property Tax
Your House As Seen By: Yourself… Your Buyer… Your Lender… Your Appraiser… Your Tax Assessor…
