OMG!!!
If I got a letter like this woman did, I would stop being a supporter of the president who wrote the letter!!! What about you? A 28-year-old mother of two from southern Michigan whose bleak prospects and resilient attitude prompted a handwritten note from President Barack Obama has sold the memento for $7,000… http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/11/02/AR2010110201485.html
Thought of the Day
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne
The Hotel Bill
Next time you think your hotel bill is too high, you might want to consider this: My wife and I were traveling by car from Texas to California. Being Seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, we were too tired to continue, and decided to take a room. But, we only planned to sleep […]
How to Start a Fight
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift… The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!” And that’s how the fight started….. ______________________________ My wife and I were […]
What is Celibacy?
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I, listened to the instructor declare: ‘It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.’ He then addressed the men, […]
Nude Runner
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. ‘Oh my God -Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband’s home early!’ ‘I can’t jump […]
Curtain Rods
PRICELESS She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on […]
Woman’s Poem
He didn’t like the casserole, And he didn’t like my cake, He said my biscuits were too hard not like his mother used to make. I didn’t perk the coffee right, He didn’t like the stew, I didn’t mend his socks the way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was […]
Poor Fred
Fred works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, ‘Hey, Fred! How ya doin?’ His wife is […]
