God Loves Drunk People Too
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. “Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3:00 in the morning!” He slams the […]
Be the Man of Your House
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be THE Man of Your House.” He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal […]
Lucky THE Dog
I posted this story once before, I love it so much, I had to post it again!… My Oldest and dearest best friend died of Cancer.. This is in remembrance of her.. Love Bunny Mary and her husband Jim had a dog named ‘Lucky.’ Lucky was a real character. Whenever Mary and Jim had company […]
Mixed Emotions Explained
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of “mixed emotions”. The husband turned to his wife and said, “Honey, that’s psychology babble is such a bunch of crap. I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.” […]
Ladies Casino Trip
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls getaway trip – casinos, massages, facials, shopping… Two days before the group is to leave Mary’s husband puts his foot down and tells her she isn’t going. Mary’s friends are very upset that she can’t go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get […]
Wedding Ceremony
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Senior Special
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘seniors’ special’ was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. ‘Sounds good,’ my husband said. ‘But I don’t want the eggs.’ ‘Then, I’ll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re ordering a la carte,’ the waitress warned him. ‘You mean […]
The Buttocks
U will love this story!!!!! A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on […]
Afterlife
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact, ” Marion … Marion […]
