Blondýnka
Blondýna boduje… Minulý rok jsem vyměnila všechna okna ve svém domě za ta drahá plastová, tříkomorová a vakuovaná, která šetří energii. Dnes mi volal jejich dealer, stěžoval si, že už je to rok, co mi je vestavěli a ještě stále jsem za ně nezaplatila. No teda, to, že jsem blond, ještě neznamená, že su automaticky […]
Can You Pass This Test?
Watch this until Sylvester catches Tweety. (wait for it. It’s worth it)… AFTER Tweety is caught, scroll down… ************** ************** ************** ************** ************** ************** This was an idiot test. How long did you watch? 0-2 seconds = there’s hope for you 2-5 seconds = having a bad day? 5-10 seconds = are you maybe just […]
Thought of the Day
Any idiot can face a crisis – it’s day to day living that wears you out. Anton Chekhov
Computer Error
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Jaden, the 9 year Old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over. Jaden clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, ‘So, what was wrong?’ He replied, ‘It […]
Idiot Sighting
IDIOT SIGHTING #1 My daughter and I went through the McDonald ‘s take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, ‘you gave me too much money.’ I said, ‘Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a […]
Thought of the Day
Don’t argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
