Women and the Weight Gain
With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren’t heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy. Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I […]
Virus Info – Very Important Read!!!
I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1950. Symptoms: 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice! done that! 2. Causes you to send a […]
Important Information
Very important information has just been made public that I think is something you should all be aware of: Gonorrhea Lectim. The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect ‘im.” The disease is contracted through […]
Interesting Info About Immigration and Welfare
http://www.fairus.org/site/PageServer?pagename=iic_immigrationissuecenters7fd8
Very Interesting Clock
http://www.poodwaddle.com/worldclock.swf
Remember This Time and Date
A little trivia… At five minutes and six seconds after 4 AM on the 8th of July this year, the time and date will be…….. 04:05:06 07/08/09 This will not happen again for a thousand years. You’re welcome for this (apparently useless) information!
Crucial Information
(Please verify the information below. We are only posting interesting emails, not attesting to their accuracy.) Because of recent abductions in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation… This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know. After reading these 9 […]
