Things I Din’t Learn in Hebrew School
1. The High Holidays have absolutely nothing to do with marijuana. 2. Where there’s smoke, there may be salmon. 3. No meal is complete without leftovers. 4. According to Jewish dietary law, pork and shellfish may be eaten only in Chinese restaurants. 5. A shmata is a dress that your husband’s ex is wearing. 6. […]
Esther and Abe
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted […]

A Lady Named Irena
Irena Sendler… There recently was a death of a 98 year old lady named Irena. During WWII, Irena, got permission to work in the Warsaw Ghetto, as a Plumbing/Sewer specialist. She had an ulterior motive… She KNEW what the Nazi’s plans were for the Jews, (being German). Irena smuggled infants out in the bottom of […]

In Memoriam 63 Years Later
Please read the little cartoon carefully, it’s powerful. Then read the comments at the end. I’m doing my small part by forwarding this message. I hope you’ll consider doing the same. It is now more than 60 years after the Second World War in Europe ended. This e-mail is being sent as a memorial chain, […]
Jewish sex humour
No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm. Since, by Jewish law, a wife is entitled to sexual satisfaction, they decide to consult their Rabbi… The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: ‘Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you […]