Thought of the Day
For next 24 hours deliberately speak hopefully about everything, about your job, about your children’s marks in school, about your health and about your future.
Emploee of the Month
We’ve all talked to this guy… At Last… A Picture of Him. Mujibar was trying to get a job in India . The Personnel Manager said, ‘Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.’ Mujibar said, ‘I am ready.’ The manager said, ‘Make […]
Lemon Picker
The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. The foreman frowned and said, “I have to ask you this: “Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?” “Well, as a matter of fact, I have! “I’ve been divorced three times, owned 2 […]
Thought of the Day
Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. Confucius
Thought of the Day
It’s a job that’s never started that takes the longest to finish. J.R.Tolkien
Funny Story
This story is even funnier when you realize it’s real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it […]
What’s for Lunch?
A man walked into a restaurant, and saw a sign hanging over the counter which read: Cheese Sandwich $1.50 Chicken Sandwich $2.00 Hand job $5.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary money, he beckoned to one of the attractive women, serving a line of eager-looking middle-aged men. ‘Yes’?: she inquired, with a naughty knowing smile. […]
Thought of the Day
Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.
Repeat after me – – – – – – –
I WILL NOT ———————————- ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll V Complain ————————————- ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll V about my job ——————————– EVER AGAIN!!
