Kosher Millionaire
Lets play: For $100: Q. What is the name of the Russian Space Station that crashed and burned on reentry? A. Oy Veys Mir For $200: Q. How does a Jewish woman call her family to dinner? A. “All right, everybody get in the car.” For $500: Q. Who is Israel’s favorite Internet provider? A. […]
Things I Din’t Learn in Hebrew School
1. The High Holidays have absolutely nothing to do with marijuana. 2. Where there’s smoke, there may be salmon. 3. No meal is complete without leftovers. 4. According to Jewish dietary law, pork and shellfish may be eaten only in Chinese restaurants. 5. A shmata is a dress that your husband’s ex is wearing. 6. […]
