Thought of the Day
The ultimate lesson all of us have to learn is unconditional love, which includes not only others but ourselves as well. Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
History Lesson
According to reliable Anthropological sources, in 1872 the Arab’s invented the condom, using a goats lower intestine. In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by removing it from the goat first…
Political – get over it!!!
A Very Short Spelling Lesson: The last four letters in American………I Can The last four letters in Republican…….I Can The last four letters in Democrats……..Rats End of Lesson!
Thought of the Day
We have complete control over how we graciously accept the lessons of life! Now isn’t that something to celebrate?
Lessons in Logic
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate, but if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity. ……………………………………………………………. Practice makes perfect….. But nobody’s perfect…… So why practice? …………………………………………………………….. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? …………………………………………………………….. Every Man should […]
7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a […]
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
(for the best effect, read them aloud) English — — — — — — — — — — — — — Chinese That’s not right! — — — — — — — — — — Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive? — — — — — — — Hu Yu Hai Ding See […]
Five Minute Manager
Subject: 5 Minute management course Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob […]
