Thought of the Day
“Dear Lord, please help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.”
School Prayer
I hope this kid got an A+ on his paper. BY A 15 yr. Old SCHOOL KID IN ARIZONA New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME)! Since the Pledge of Allegiance and the Lord’s Prayer are not allowed in most Public schools anymore, Because the word ‘God’ is mentioned….. A kid in Arizona wrote the attached […]
Sick of Angel Emails?
OK, BE HONEST… how many of you REALLY ENJOY getting little angel love notes from every person in your address book? You know the ones with ‘I love you so… here’s an angel’… and some mushy poem crap…. And like the cute wasn’t bad enough, they then THREATEN you with bad luck if you don’t […]
What Happens in Heaven
I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, ‘This is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to God said in prayer are received. ‘ I looked around […]
Seamstress
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, ‘My dear child, why are you crying?’ The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband […]
Three Husbands
Judy got married and had 13 children. Her first husband,Ted, died of cancer. She married again, and her & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later. Judy *again*, married,…. And this time, her & John had 5 more children. Judy finally died, after having 25 children. Standing […]
The Things Children Say…
Read on and you’ll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!! JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: ‘Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?’ MELANIE (age […]
