Ordering Pizza in Near Future
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Things Aren’t Always as They Appear
A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco.. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one lady who […]
Blind Cowboy in a Bar
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter: “Hey, you wanna’ hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep husky voice, the […]
Golden Retriever
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Golden Retriever pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, […]
Financial Humor
I was at my bank today. There was a short line, just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, “Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla for yen. Today I only […]
A Little Humor
Man: If I lost all of my money would you still love me? Woman: Yes, I would still love you. I would miss you, but I would still love you. ************************************************************* An older married woman got hauled into court for stealing a can of peaches. The judge asked, “Why?” She said, “I was hungry.” Judge […]
Quotes
I dialed a number and got the following recording: “I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aspire to inspire […]
These are Fascinating!
WEIRD WALKING COW….. Warning: Do not view while drinking. CAN YOU SEE 10 FACES IN THE TREE THERE’S A FACE IN HERE. CAN YOU SEE IT? CAN YOU SEE THE BABY? CAN YOU SEE THE KISSING COUPLE? CAN YOU SEE THE THREE WOMEN? Can you tell the difference between a horse and a frog? Watch […]
Pussy-Whipped
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, ‘Honey, I’ll be right back.’ ‘Where are you going, honey bunch?’ asked the wife. ‘I’m going to […]
The Hotel Bill
Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this…. A husband and wife are traveling by car from Los Angeles to Seattle. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they’re too tired to continue and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel […]
