Mars vs. Venus
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were […]
My New Animal Rescue Project…
Some of you probably already know, I joined an animal rescue group last year and have been assigned to protect the African Antelope. Well, last month I was in Africa and this was my first real action, and fortunately my efforts were captured on the attached video. I hope you enjoy it. This type of […]
Encounter on an Airplane
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, […]
Letter to the Boss
Dear Boss, I thought I should inform you immediately that I will be unable to attend work today due to my being stung by a wasp whilst sleeping last night. As I’m sure you will no doubt appreciate the weather has been extremely warm, leading to my sleeping unclothed and without any bed sheets. It […]
Taking Woman to Bed
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78? At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take […]
Repeat After Me…
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING […]
Chicken Surprise
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the ‘Chicken Surprise’, the waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the […]
