HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
Written by kids.. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. — Alan, age 10 -No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it […]
Thought of the Day
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne
Thought of the Day
There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again. Clint Eastwood
Thought of the Day
A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences. Dave Meurer,
Halloween Story
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in […]
Aging
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this […]
When NOT to Hyphenate…
‘I don’t know, last I saw them, they … ‘ ‘The main thing I learned in College was …. ‘ ‘As soon as I get done here I’m gonna … ‘ ‘The coroner told me that it looked like he had been hit in the head several times with a ….. ‘ ~ No comment […]
20 Let Manzelstvi / 20 years of Marriage
See, you know how to be attractive even after 20 years of marriage!
Three Husbands
Judy got married and had 13 children. Her first husband,Ted, died of cancer. She married again, and her & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later. Judy *again*, married,…. And this time, her & John had 5 more children. Judy finally died, after having 25 children. Standing […]
“Loving Wife”
To my darling husband, Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it’s not too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me. I […]
