About Marriage
Wife: ‘What are you doing?’ Husband: ‘Nothing. Wife: ‘Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.’ Husband: ‘I was looking for the expiration date.’ Wife : ‘Do you want dinner?’ Husband: ‘Sure! What are my choices?’ Wife: ‘Yes or no.’ Wife: ‘You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?’ Husband: ‘When there […]
Words of Wisdom
Confucius Says: *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: Man with four balls […]
A Short Love Story
At this time of year I found this to be truly touching. A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired […]
To Be 6 Again…
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her Birthday. ‘I’d like to be six again’, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, […]
Thinking Outside the Box
His lucky day! She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt she normally slept in. As he walked in, almost awake, she turned to him and said softly, ‘You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!’ His eyes lit up and he […]
For Those of You Who Have Boys
A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Mum, I’m going to bring over two other female friends as well as my fiancee, and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry”. The next day, he brings three beautiful […]
Satan & Elderly Gentleman
People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his […]
40 years of marriage…
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a […]
