A Heartwarming Lawyer Story
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?””We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat […]
The Simple Joys of Being a Man
Men Are Just Happier People: 1/ Your last name stays put. 2/ The garage is all yours. 3/ Wedding plans take care of themselves. 4/ Chocolate is just another snack. 5/ You can be president. 6/ You can never be pregnant. 7/ You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear […]
Three Nuns
THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A YANKEE BASEBALL GAME. THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND. BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW, THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY’D GET ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA. IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, “I THINK I’M GOING TO MOVE […]
Thought of the Day
Big jobs usually go to the men who prove their ability to outgrow small ones. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Can You be Fooled?
In each of the following photos, try to guess which member of the couple is a girl and which is a guy. There are 6 pairs. Look closely, then pick left or right to identify the guy. (Answers are at the end. Don’t cheat!) A N S W E R S All of them are […]
Catholic Church Coffee Break
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee break. The first Catholic man says, my son is a Priest. “When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.” The third Catholic […]
Nine Words Women Use
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game […]
For Women’s Eyes Only..
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon – they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Go for the younger man. You might […]
New SUV for Birthday
Two senior gentlemen were chatting….. Mac said to Jim: “My 85th birthday was yesterday. The wife gave me an SUV”. Jim responded: “Wow, that’s amazing!!….. Imagine, an SUV!!.. What a great gift!” Mac replies: “Yup!!…. Socks, Underwear and Viagra!”
