Grandma’s Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, ‘Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?’ Grandma replied, ‘Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and […]
The Old Paths
I liked the old paths, when Moms were at home. Dads were at work. Brothers went into the army. And sisters got married BEFORE having children! Crime did not pay; Hard work did; And people knew the difference. Moms could cook; Dads would work; Children would behave. Husbands were loving; Wives were supportive; And children […]
Church Bulletins
They’re Back! Those Wonderful Church Bulletins! These sentences appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services… ——————————————————— The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ———————————————————- The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.’ ———————————————————- Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM […]
Four Worms
Four Worms and a Lesson to be learned A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars… The first worm was put into a container of ALCOHOL. The second worm was put into a container of CIGARETTE SMOKE. The third worm was […]
Forgiveness
All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady! Toward the end of Sunday service, the minister asked his congregation, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?” A full 80% of those in attendance held up their hands. The minister then repeated his question. With the exception of one […]
