Never Under Estimate a Mother
MOTHER RESCUING HER CHILD Look at the dog’s face … This has to be what he is thinking: “What the hell just happened? Did I just get my *ss kicked by a squirrel!?!!”
The Potty
A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT’S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. BUT ABOUT EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO TO […]
Very Touching Story
She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: ‘How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?’ The surgeon said, ‘I’m sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn’t make it.’ Sally said, ‘Why do […]
Burned Biscuits
When I was a wee ”tyke,” my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work. On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage and extremely burned […]
Who My Baby Daddy?
The following are all replies that Cleveland, Ohio women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing ‘father’s details;’ or putting it another way…. Who’s yo Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms! 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Willie McKinley I […]
Quotes
I dialed a number and got the following recording: “I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aspire to inspire […]
The Salesman’s Robot
John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about […]
A Child’s View of Thunderstorms
A little girl walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek to school. As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with lightning. The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked […]
Reverend Fun
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Little John the Baptist Matt. 18:4-5 “Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And who ever welcomes a little child like this in my name welcomes me. ” Johnny’s Mother looked out the window and noticed Him “playing church” with their cat. He had the cat […]
