Pencil
Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. ‘Tell me Susie, who created the universe?’ When Susie didn’t stir, little Johnny who was behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. […]
The Pastor’s Ass
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not […]
Clean Can Be Funny
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. ‘Tie me up,’ she purred, ‘and you can do anything you want.’ So he tied her up and went golfing. ********************************************* A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She […]
The Nun and the Priest
A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said: “Shit, I missed.” The good Sister told him to watch his language. On his next swing, he […]
A Nun and a Priest
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. “Well, sister, this looks pretty grim.” “I know, father.” […]
