Today is International Disturbed People’s Day
Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend… just as I’ve done. I don’t care if you lick windows, take the special bus or occasionally pee on yourself.. You hang in there sunshine, you’re friggin’ special.
Hospital Inquiry
A sweet grandmother telephoned Whittier Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator said “I’ll be glad to help, Dear. What’s the name and room number?” The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, “Norma Findlay, Room 302.” The Operator replied, […]
Nurses Aren’t Supposed to Laugh
Of course I won’t laugh, said the nurse… I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient. Okay then, said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest ‘man thingy’ the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn’t have been bigger than the a AAA battery. […]
Gentlemen, Beware…
In a hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men’s restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. ‘Sir,’ she said. ‘You may use the ladies room, if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.’ He went in, did what he needed […]
Lets Honor ‘THE MAN’!
Things like “Octo Mom” and “American Idol” and all this garbage that passes for celebrity news is obviously more important. In this instance, Paul Newman was a very kind and generous man but he was an exception. Subject: Ed Freeman You’re an 18 or 19 year old kid. You’re critically wounded, and dying in the […]
Test Results
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. ‘Nurse’, he mumbles, from behind the mask . ‘Are my testicles black?’ Embarrassed, the […]
