Oil Spill – Picture Taken from Satelite
Satellite photo of oil spill, what a mess, and it’s worse than we thought.
A Lay-Off Letter From an Excellent Boss
Dear Employees: As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices […]
Obama Finally Admits He’s a Muslim
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCAffMSWSzY&feature=player_embedded#
Go Michigan!
Emergency Weather Bulletin This text is from a county emergency manager out in the western part of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan after a severe snow storm … The Mining Journal,Marquette, MI WEATHER BULLETIN Up here in the Northern part of Michigan we just recovered from a Historic event — may I even say a […]
Teacher Arrested
IN NEW YORK A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a […]
Reagan vs. Obama
Remember when Ronald Reagan was President? We had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash still with us. Now we have Obama, no Hope and no Cash.
Lemon Picker
The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. The foreman frowned and said, “I have to ask you this: “Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?” “Well, as a matter of fact, I have! “I’ve been divorced three times, owned 2 […]
Bamopoly
The object of the game is to destroy American capitalism by having the government take over everything! Wanna play?
South American Recliners
Home Depot is having a sale on Mexican Recliners…. I have been using mine all wrong! And that’s why, my fellow Musli – er . . . . Americans That it’s such a good idea To bring in other cultures To show us the proper way To use things . . . .
