Then and Now
Back in 1929 Financial Crash it was said that some Wall Street Stockbrokers and Bankers JUMPED from their office windows and committed suicide when confronted with the news of their firms and clients financial ruin . . . Many people were said to almost feel a little sorry for them . . . . . […]
This is too Funny
Note the shrubs! Guess where this is……. . . . . . . . . . . . Viagra head office – seriously!
Kids Names
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. ‘WOW!’ the social worker exclaims. ‘Are they all yours?” ‘Yep, they are all mine,’ the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, ‘Sit down Leroy.’ All the children rush to find seats. ‘Well,’ says the social worker, […]
Square Testicles
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an […]
Some Stuff Just Can’t be Made up…
Wal-Mart Cake make sure you read the story under the picture….. Keep in mind this actually really did happen. Apparently, this cake was for someone who was moving from an insurance claims office. Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went: Walmart Employee: ‘Hello ‘dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?’ Customer: […]
Thought of the Day
Get rid of the clutter in your house, car, office… Let new energy enter into your life.
A Fairy Story
A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute refugee claimant outside a Maryland immigration office. ‘My good man,’ the fairy said, ‘I’ve been told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and three children.’ The man told the fairy. ‘Well, where I come from we […]
Why I Fired my Secretary
Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, ‘Happy Birthday!’, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ‘Happy Birthday.’ I thought… Well, […]
True Duck Story From San Antonio
Something really cute happened in downtown San Antonio. Michael R. is an accounting clerk at Frost Bank and works downtown in a second story office building. Several weeks ago, he watched a mother duck choose the concrete awning outside his window as the unlikely place to build a nest above the sidewalk. The mallard laid […]
