Tell Me This Won’t Happen to Us!
Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, ‘Was I getting in or out of the bath?’ The 94-year-old yells back, ‘I don’t know. I’ll come up and see.’ She starts […]
Bar Room Signs
Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC If life is a waste of time, And time is a waste of life, Then let’s all get wasted together And have the time of our lives. Armand’s Pizza, Washington , DC Fighting for peace is like Screwing for virginity.. […]
Older Crowd
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office.. ‘Is it true,’ she wanted to know, ‘that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?’ ‘Yes, I’m afraid so the doctor told her’. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, ‘I’m wondering, then, just how serious […]
Reality Check…
At some point, you have got to give up the Daisy Duke Shorts! SENIOR DRESS CODE (see below!) Many of us ‘Old Folks’ (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether […]
