A Duck Hunter
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak. He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital […]
Happy and Sad at the Same Time
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and mixed emotions. He turned to his wife and said, “Honey, that’s a bunch of crap; I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.” She said, “You have the biggest penis of all […]
Password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect […]
In a Sex Shop
The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, you’ll remember this story: A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter […]
Báseň
Lubomír Feldek: ŠKRIEPKA SRDCA S PENISOM Vzácni páni, dámy milé, dnes v neoklasickom štýle vám rozpoviem, čo sa stalo, keď sa oslavovať malo jedno veľké výročie. Neprišlo vám na um, čie? Všetko vám hneď bude jasné – ale najprv z tejto básne sa o škriepke dozviete, ktorá vznikla v bufete. Kto sa poškriepil a s […]
