Words of Wisdom
HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Try everything twice. On Madam’s (of Whelan’s and Madam) tombstone she wanted this epitaph: Tried everything twice…loved it both times! 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down (keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches). 3. Keep learning: Learn more about computers, crafts, gardening, […]
Why?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four […]
I Believe
I believe… That just because two people argue, it doesn’t mean they don’t love each other. And just because they don’t argue, it doesn’t mean they do love each other. I believe… That we don’t have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe… That no matter how good a friend is, […]
Wise Quotes
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.’ – Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: – ‘No good in a bed, […]
