The Year is 1910
This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine! ************ ********* *********** The year is 1910 One hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes! Here are some statistics for the Year 1910: ************ ********* ************ The average life expectancy for men was 47 years. Fuel for this car was sold in drug […]
First Time Sex
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet and have a dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has […]
Senior Wedding
Senior Wedding Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore… Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?” The […]
Old Man at the Pharmacy
An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra ‘Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?’ ‘I can cut them for you’ said Dan the pharmacist ‘but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ‘ ‘I’m 96’ said the old man. ‘I don’t want an erection, I just […]
Old Ladies
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking… Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t […]
