Wasp Spray
I know some of you own GUNS but this is something to think about… If you don’t have a gun, here’s a more humane way to wreck someone’s evil plans for you. Did you know this? I didn’t. I never really thought of it before. I guess I can get rid of the baseball bat. […]
Flat Tire
I had a flat tire on Highway 2 yesterday; so, I pulled over, got out of the car and opened my trunk. I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn’t believe it!!! Just as I had hoped, […]
A Happy Ending
POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF GRADY JUDD An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up ‘executing’ the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A […]
Attitude Test
A man is seeking to join the Brisbaine Police Force. The Sergeant doing the interview says: “Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.” Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he says: “Take this pistol and go out and shoot six […]
It Ain’t Happinin’
This is undoubtedly the most expressive picture I’ve ever seen of an animal. You can almost hear him say these words; “You want me to do what?? I’m not smellin’ those!” The look on this dog’s face is priceless… – – – – –
Italian Police
GOTTA LOVE THOSE QUICK THINKING ITALIAN POLICE For what reason is the Police Officer pulling these people over? Scroll down for the answer – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – How long did it take you to realize………. She’s not wearing a helmet! I GOT […]
Sometimes It Pays To Be Old
No-one believes seniors. . . everyone thinks they are senile. An Elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the […]
Don’t Mess With Old People
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU’RE OLD George Phillips of Marsh Green, Michigan was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw […]
A Poem that Gives You Goosebumps
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about And blood was everywhere, ‘The sirens screamed out eulogies, For death was in the air. A mother, trapped inside her car, Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea […]
