Dear Tide
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I’ve used it all of my married life, as my Mum always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new […]
Hmmm…
Zo ziet verdrietig eruit / This is how sorrow looks like Zo ziet sorry eruit / This is how sorry looks like Slechte spelling / Bad spelling PRIVACY PLEASE Hard genoeg voor je? / Can you hear me now? Inschattingsfoutje! / Oops………… Schokkend ongelukje / Shocking accident Hardwerkende politie / Your tax dollars at work […]
Crucial Information
(Please verify the information below. We are only posting interesting emails, not attesting to their accuracy.) Because of recent abductions in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation… This is for you, and for you to share with your wife, your children, everyone you know. After reading these 9 […]
Rudy the Cat
By: Patti Schroeder This is the story of the night my ten-year-old cat, Rudy, got his head stuck in the garbage disposal. I knew at the time that the experience would be funny if the cat survived, so let me tell you right up front that he’s fine. Getting him out wasn’t easy, though, and […]
Students ~ Police
1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Somewhere, somehow your son is depriving a village of an ‘idiot’. 5. Your son sets low personal standards, and then consistently fails […]
Old Timers Sex
The husband leans over and asks his wife, ‘Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.’ ‘Yes’, she says, ‘I remember it well.’ ‘OK,’ he says, ‘How about taking a […]
Tailgater
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her […]
