Funny? or Sad?…
…you decide… This is straight forward country thinking – Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. You may be a Muslim 3. […]
The “Fix”
There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg, Fl. Times. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on: “How Would You Fix the Economy?” I think this guy nailed it! Dear Mr. President, Please find below my suggestion for fixingAmerica’s economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money […]
OMG!!!
If I got a letter like this woman did, I would stop being a supporter of the president who wrote the letter!!! What about you? A 28-year-old mother of two from southern Michigan whose bleak prospects and resilient attitude prompted a handwritten note from President Barack Obama has sold the memento for $7,000… http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/11/02/AR2010110201485.html
Don Rickles
Only Don Rickles at 84 could get away with this …. Hello, dummies! Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint – A Saint Bernard. Now I know why they call you the arithmetic man. You add partisanship, subtract pleasure, divide attention, […]
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Let me get this straight. We’re going to be “gifted” with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don’t, written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn’t understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn’t read it but exempts themselves from it, to be signed by a president […]
Let’s Put Seniors to Jail!
There are a very few people in USA, who are smart. These are the people, who should be presidents; these are the people, who come up with great ideas – – – comparisons like this one… Here’s a difference… Let’s put the seniors in jail, and the criminals in a nursing home. This way the […]
Free Kittens
A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS. Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a […]
Joys (??) of Muslim Women
Joys of Muslim Women By Nonie Darwish In the Muslim faith a Muslim man can marry a child as young as 1 year old and have sexual intimacy with this child. Consummating the marriage by 9. The dowry is given to the family in exchange for the woman (who becomes his slave) and for the […]
Three Presidents
Three Presidents did it, yet we never hear about it… I FOUND THIS TO BE VERY INTERESTING. I WONDER WHY IT WAS NEVER BROUGHT UP. What did Hoover, Truman, and Eisenhower have in common? Here is something that should be of great interest for you to pass around. I didn’t know of this until it […]
A Lay-Off Letter From an Excellent Boss
Dear Employees: As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices […]
