Best Aussie Pickup Line
An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, ‘Is your date running late?’ ‘No’, he replies,’I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just […]
English Dogs Like Soda Water and Understand Japanese
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f309fSTWYo4
A Brilliant Answer
Barack Hussein Obama was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. To the blonde he said, ‘I am the President of the United States. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?’ She replied, ‘$200.’ To […]
Loud Music
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my drink and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered […]
Don’t Drink and Drive!
Your Honor: I plead not guilty. I did not see a light; and besides, there is no light on that corner. I checked the next morning…….. Now here’s a hard core drinker and one tough Dodge truck. The driver hit the left turn light and sheared off the light post at the base, and then […]
Irish Sausages
Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money between them. They could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’ He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? […]
Irish Humor
Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O’Leary’s apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael O’Conner looks around and asks, ‘Oh, me boys, someone got’s to tell Paddy’s wife. […]
