Be Careful What You Say in Front of Children
1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead. “How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked her pupil. “Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently. “You did WHAT?” the teacher exclaimed in surprise. “You know,” explained the […]
In the Class
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, ‘Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?’ No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, ‘You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell […]
