Bambi & Thumper
… really do exist! What a lucky photographer to have caught these shots… May you always have Love to Share, Health to Spare, and Friends that Care
Cute Animal Pictures
Darn! It Used to Fit! You find something ‘festive’ that you would like to slip into. It seems a little small, but you’re QUITE SURE that in recent years, you’ve worn this size. So, you work with it… You try it on different ways….. From different angles you examine yourself… Finally, you admit that it […]
Attitude Test
A man is seeking to join the Brisbaine Police Force. The Sergeant doing the interview says: “Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.” Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he says: “Take this pistol and go out and shoot six […]
Afterlife
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact, ” Marion … Marion […]
5 Minute Management Course
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to […]
At the Pet Store
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?” As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he’s on her level and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or […]
