Confident Blonde
A blonde city girl marries a Texas rancher. One morning, on his way out to the fields, the rancher says to her, ‘The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow’s stall in the barn. You show him […]
DEA Agent
A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Montana and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The old rancher says, “Okay, but do not go in that field over there,” as he points out the location. The DEA officer verbally explodes, saying, […]
