Redneck Vasectomy
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn’t want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could […]
Elevator
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then […]
It’s a Joke ~ Get Over It!!
A politically incorrect.. A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, ‘In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with […]
News Flash
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – These boys will be dropped off in Afghanistan and have been given only the following facts about terrorists : […]
Tennessee Cut Overalls
FINALLY, OVERALLS THAT FIT! Just ask for the ‘ TENNESSEE CUT’! ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll V Brand new edition of… ‘You know you’re a redneck when…… 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. […]
Redneck Classic
Redneck Harley…… Redneck Bass Boat…… Redneck Grill…… Redneck Horseshoes…… Redneck Lawnmower…… Redneck Weather Station….. Redneck Pet Carrier…… Redneck Gingerbread House…… Redneck Wedding Reception……. Redneck Cat……. Redneck Guest Bedrooms……. Redneck Palm Pilot…….. Redneck Powerball Winner……. The above Powerball Winner on Vacation……. Redneck Yacht: You are a redneck if… A little rain doesn’t spoil the fishing… You […]
