How to Start a Fight
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift… The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!” And that’s how the fight started….. ______________________________ My wife and I were […]
Prayer for Ice Cream
Sometimes we forget the really important things in life. Last week, I took my grand-children to a restaurant. My six-year-old grand-son asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said, “God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Nana gets […]
Buddies
A group of 40 year old buddies discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Loween restaurant because the waitresses there have low cut blouses and nice breasts. 10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they […]
World’s Biggest Hamburger
Weighing in at 185lb, this monstrosity sells for 499$ at Mallie’s Sports Grill and Bar in Southgate, Michigan, USA. Restaurant owner Steve Mallie said it took eight hours to bake the bun big and the burger is baked for 15 hours before it is topped with cheese, lettuce and tomato and wheeled out into the […]
De Non
Een non moet erg dringend en loopt een café binnen. Er speelt muziek en er wordt druk gepraat,terwijl af en toe de verlichting van het café voor drie tellen helemaal uitgaat en dan gelijktijdig een luid entoesiast hoera-gejuich weerklinkt. Bij het binnenkomen van de non wordt het even stil. De non stapt snel door naar […]
What Goes Around…
One day a man saw an old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her. Even with the smile on […]
